Better Off Undead

Really, There Are SO MANY Better Ways to Spend Your Time

ABOUT BETTER OFF UNDEAD
Really, no one should EVER listen to this show. It’s off-topic, crass, and borderline mental. All listeners should doubt the emotional fitness and overall stability of all three hosts (OK, mostly Dave).

Whether they’re discussing Johnny’s abs, Sean’s Mom, or Dave’s everything else (mostly the things in his butt), 100% of Better Off Undead listeners are either TRUE FANS, or suffering insanity.

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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED …

Collective Inkwell

Sean and Dave write dark horror and sci-fi. Their tropes include “children in jeopardy,” “waking from a dream,” and poetic, albeit foul mouthed characters. Hits include Yesterday’s Gone, WhiteSpace and Available Darkness. The world at large has so far under appreciated their Dark Crossings short stories.

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Self-Publishing Podcast

The podcast where Johnny, Sean and Dave manage to get a few things right. Still frequently off-topic, and only occasionally funny, the hosts are always figuring stuff out and sharing it with their loyal listeners. Like Better Off Undead, the SPP records once a week. Unlike Better Off Undead, it’s worth your time.

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Realm & Sands

Realm & Sands

Sean and Johnny write … everything. They’ve yet to write romance, but eventually will. They’ve so far created sci-fi (The Beam and Robot Proletariat), action (Namaste), horror (Cursed), and epic fantasy (Unicorn Western). The world at large has so far under appreciated their LOL comedies.

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