(WARNING: This episode is full of bad words and offensive stuff and is suitable for no audiences)
We opened the show talking about mine (Dave) and Sean’s new zombie serial thriller, Z 2134: Episode 1. Johnny hinted at a story he’s writing, in addition to a zombie book he’s writing.
We talked True Blood, some spoiler free Dexter talk (and how last season sucked ass), Breaking Bad (a fourth season mild spoiler), etc…
The first of the show’s several fights came about 15 minutes in when Sean said he wants to write a western, without doing ANY research whatsoever. I said bullshit, you can’t write a decent western without knowing something, or doing research.
I suggested we change the name of the show to “Better Off Bitching” while Johnny suggested we change the show’s genre to humor, since we do such a shitty job at actually staying on a horror topic.
Eventually, we found our way to this week’s topic, which is:
What do you think would happen in a real zombie apocalypse?
We talked a bit about fast versus slow zombies, and I suggested that maybe there’d be two threats — zombies, and newly infected, but not yet dead humans, who still retained speed and some intelligence.
The discussion was almost immediately derailed by talk of roving rape gangs, which is a callback to an earlier episode, where I posited that I’d avoid people in a zombie apocalypse because humanity would devolve into roving rape gangs and gladiator arenas.
Johnny and Sean, however, think all of humanity would pull together (for the first time ever in recorded history, by the way) and all help one another like some big “We are the World” singalong or something.
It all began when Johnny suggested that people don’t get raped in war. (JOHNNY’S NOTE: No I fucking did NOT! I just said that the correllation wasn’t as strong as Dave said… and wait’ll you hear how strong he says it is.) Whereas I said no, people do. And it happens a lot. The show then devolved into silliness (as I was operating on 3 hours of sleep), with Sean and Johnny busting my balls for pretty much the rest of the show.
The show ended as it usually does, with us hanging our heads in shame, wondering whether we should hit publish or delete.
Seeya next week!
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