This week, we bitched about Valentine’s Day.
First we talked about our friend, Lexi Maxxwell’s blog post, Valentine’s is Bullshit!
Then Johnny talked about NOT getting flowers for his wife, because we all know that women appreciate a statement of anti-commercialism in place of flowers.
Sean talked about his simple Valentine’s Day plans.
While Dave wondered if flowers were enough, or if you ALSO need to buy a gift?
All of this led to Johnny and Dave talking about their lack of success with women when they were growing up.
Dave then shared his origin story which involved three specific events that destroyed his once sunny outlook and disposition and taught him that PEOPLE SUCK.
Watch the video below: