BOU 089 – Carl and Darren Get Shitfaced

BOU 089 – Carl and Darren Get Shitfaced

http://traffic.libsyn.com/selfpublishingpodcast/bou_episode_89.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadShare Making a return visit to the show, listener favorites, Carl Sinclair and Darren Wearmouth stopped by to hang out. Carl, operating on VERY little sleep, looked absolutely baked. Dave talked about the danger of appliances and the imminent robot takeover. Carl talked about how he is going to blog about meals for geeks. Johnny doesn’t know what Daleks are! Dave talked about trying to eat healthy and his disgust for curry. Darren gave a colorful description of what curry does to your asshole. Carl talked about how he works with someone who is a huge fan of Sean and Johnny’s stuff. Watch the video...
BOU 088 – Dave vs. Eyesight

BOU 088 – Dave vs. Eyesight

http://traffic.libsyn.com/selfpublishingpodcast/bou_episode_88.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadShare Another week, another malady. This week Dave told us about his recent eye injury where he scratched his cornea, which left him frazzled. The story of HOW it happened would be funny if not sad, and all the more reason for Dave to lose weight. Dave also talked about his search for the PERFECT PILLOW. Sean and Johnny thought Dave was weird and explained that they can sleep on any pillow, therefore Dave is clearly odd. But some listeners on YouTube agreed with Dave, which, of course, means Dave wins the internets. All of this led to a discussion of Dave’s diet, with Sean and Johnny making some suggestions on how to lose weight. Watch the video...
BOU 087 – Doctors and Weed with Ashley Coombe

BOU 087 – Doctors and Weed with Ashley Coombe

http://traffic.libsyn.com/selfpublishingpodcast/bou_episode_87.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadShare We had a rare female guest on BOU this week, Ashley Coombe, who clearly has not heard our recent episodes. The show began with a few new openings that are awesome. Dave talked about his nightmare of an earache and his attempt to get medical care from the WORST walk-in clinic EVER. Ashley then told us a story about driving into a scary neighborhood to get legal edibles, and her coming up short paying for them. We then quizzed Ashley to see what she knows of soggy biscuits, which horrified her and resulted in the featured image of this post! Will Ashley ever come back? Will any female guests come back to the show? Stay tuned, folks! Watch the video...
BOU 086 – Rules for Meeting Dave

BOU 086 – Rules for Meeting Dave

http://traffic.libsyn.com/selfpublishingpodcast/bou_episode_86.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadShare Johnny went to speak to a school this week and is nervous that the kids might someday find Better Off Undead! Dave talks about why we should STOP SHAKING HANDS! Dave is afraid of the Fiction Unboxed Summit meeting in Texas this summer and doesn’t want to shake people’s hands. The guys proposed some rules for people meeting Dave. The guys unveiled some new art from artist and BOU listener (one of few people who will admit to it) Anita Sølver. Dave ranted about germs and hand cleaners for some more OCD goodness. Dave talked about the scariest/creepiest dude he’s ever seen. Watch the video...
BOU 085 – Darren’s Surprise for Dave

BOU 085 – Darren’s Surprise for Dave

http://traffic.libsyn.com/selfpublishingpodcast/bou_episode_85.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadShare In yet another effort to add culture and class to our show, Carl Sinclair and Darren Wearmouth stopped by for another visit. Darren decided to surprise Dave by wearing a disturbing fox mask, though he swears it’s not his dogging costume. We talked about Alaskan pipelines, how Carl’s daughter’s school is ripping him off for a coupon book, and Darren’s diet. About halfway through the show, Sean finally showed up and explained what an Alaskan pipeline is. Dave told a story about how he went to church last weekend and got ambushed. Dave unveiled a new Better Off Undead promo poster (see the image below) that he drew which includes some of the weirder review quotes from iTunes. And we continued to scare away our female listeners with Carl and Darren’s crass talk. We truly need to bring some women on the show to REALLY class up the joint and make it less blokeish, as Joanna Penn lovingly (we think) calls us. Next week we’ll try and deliver a less disturbing show. Or perhaps we’ll sink even further. Enjoy the video goodness below....