This episode was sad. Pitiful, really.
Sean and Johnny worked so hard to get Dave riled up, but he was just in too good a mood to get ranty about anything. Christmas? No good. Gifts and shopping? Too copacetic. Another annoying trip to Olive Garden? Still no rant.
It seems the only thing Dave really wanted to rant about was North Korea, which finally happened the last few minutes of the show. Will the big NK bomb American movie theaters any time soon? Will our site be hacked just for mentioning the country’s name in this post?
Since there’s no show next week, you’ll have to wait at least two weeks to find out!