#137 Three Half-Ass Stories

http://traffic.libsyn.com/selfpublishingpodcast/bou_episode_137.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadShare The title for this weeks episode kind of explains all. Learn why Dave has to give up Diet Pepsi. Then Dave goes to a restaurant (yes, I recognize that these notes are taking on a Curious George tone) and we have a gentle finish of Dave versus...

#135 Dave Gets Ointment

http://traffic.libsyn.com/selfpublishingpodcast/bou_episode_135.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadShare Dave goes to back to school night and then gets ointment. If you know Better Off Undead, you know that Dave plus school function is almost as good as Dave plus medical care. But somehow this Better Off Undead got hijacked by Sean’s medical insurance...

#134 The Return of Thomas Bennett, Who, It Turns Out, Is Not Dead

http://traffic.libsyn.com/selfpublishingpodcast/bou_episode_134.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadShare Dave opens this episode with a sad story that stayed sad but Thomas Bennett saved the show. The last we heard from Thomas, he was preparing for surgery. On todays episode we welcome him back and talk everything from botched surgeries and writing… to the benefit of visiting strip clubs in a wheel chair. Laugh until tears and get...

#133 Sean Bitches About Vacation

http://traffic.libsyn.com/selfpublishingpodcast/bou_episode_133.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadShare Sean is back from vacation and explains how badly teaching the stingray shuffle to children works. Just when you thought things would get better, they went to Disney Land. Sean’s vacation seems to have been a comedy of errors but somehow it still managed to get up Dave’s...

#132 Dave and Johnny Bitch About Sean

http://traffic.libsyn.com/selfpublishingpodcast/bou_episode_132.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadShare Dave and Johnny record a very special episode while Sean is away. Surprisingly it wasn’t one long awkward silence. Instead they talked Ashley Madison, Christian Recruiting and what it’s really like to live on a farm. This is a great oops, I mean horrible episode as we see more of Johnny’s Dave...

#131 Dave Spoils Movies

http://traffic.libsyn.com/selfpublishingpodcast/bou_episode_131.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadShare In this episode we get to see movie buff Dave in his natural habitat as he recommends multiple films… with spoilers. Johnny gets a virus and they talk about exceeding low...

#130 Dave Hates Haters

http://traffic.libsyn.com/selfpublishingpodcast/bou_episode_130.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadShare Well, Better Off Undead started on a happy foot. Video games and the geekiest con ever should ward off the hate… right? Wrong, cause haters gotta hate much to Dave’s frustration and our pleasure. Then the SPP guys turned into dads and the conversation when all downhill from...

#129 Tom Bennett is Happier Than Dave

http://traffic.libsyn.com/selfpublishingpodcast/bou_episode_129.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadShare “If I die, I have definitely have to talk to these three guys. It’s like on my bucket list.” Yep, that is a quote from this awesome show with one of our most interesting and fun listeners. Meet Tom Bennett, the ultimate anti-Dave. Tom writes screen plays, because he hates writing narration. He’s in a wheelchair and hates wheelchair sports. Tom lets lose on a total Dave roast, and Dave explains why he is not a downer admitting to actually liking… some people. For anyone wanting an update on Tom’s surgery… he’s...

#128 Dave’s Wife Doesn’t Get an Opinion on Parking

http://traffic.libsyn.com/selfpublishingpodcast/bou_episode_128.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadShare Sean’s daughter read Crash and survived; something is truly wrong with the world, or perhaps Sean’s happy genes served as some sort of inoculation. In a rat worthy of Dave’s theme song, we learn the pits and perils of a children’s award show, why Dave’s wife loses all choice in parking and how Dave is like an infomercial. Then in a moment to do your heart good, Dave talks about what made him try to be less miserable around his...

Better Off Undead #127 – Dave’s Lessons for Children

http://traffic.libsyn.com/selfpublishingpodcast/bou_episode_127.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadShare Sean and Johnny talk children’s sports and we finally get a good old fashioned Dave rant. Only this Dave rant comes with a side of giggles. Just when you thought Better Off Undead couldn’t get any darker, we learn Dave’s Lessons for Children. In this weeks episode: Why coming in second makes you first loser Dave’s dating secrets Dave versus fly and Sean watches the Kermit Responds to 2 Girls 1 Cup...